1. All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting Them to act as you say, not as you do.

2. Show me a good loser and I will show you a mom who’s played entirely too many games of monotony Monopoly.

3. A few days off at the same time is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one time.

4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and waiting tables.

5. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine work and fatherhood.

6. It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without mushrooms or onions in it.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to I guess you could say work, looking forward is a stronger statement than I really feel like it deserves, tomorrow my plans include grocery shopping, taking the kids to a few places they want to purchase things with their allowances & dinner out on the cheap and Sunday, I want to maybe go swimming at the river again!