Bumperstickers from the parkinglot at work…

I like straight people, As long as they act gay.

The Difference between Democrats & Republicans?                                                            Democrats see the glass as half full, Republicans see the glass as theirs.

What IF The Hokie Pokey  IS is what it’s all about?

I Support Bi-partisanship, I’ll hug your Elephant if you kiss my Ass!

God has to be a Hokie! Why else would the leaves turn maroon & orange during football season?

The Only Constant is change.

The pain is the point, the ink is just a souvenier.   -local tattoo studio’s name.

Exersize the right- to think for yourself.

Not All who wander are lost. -J.R.R Tolkein.

Women at VMI? What’s next? Men at UVA? (this one is only funny if you’re a Hokie fan)

Republicans vote with their wallets, Democrats vote with their hearts.

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& lifted right off my page a day e-calendar-

ANAGRAMS

• THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION becomes . . . UNITE TO REVILE A MONARCH
• WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE becomes . . . I’LL MAKE A WISE PHRASE
• A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY becomes . . . TESTIMONY INDICATES A FAKE
• THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA becomes . . . THE DREAM: FINE CAUSE—TOAST IT.
• MEDIOCRITY becomes. . . ME CRY “IDIOT”